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Iâm painting the very large spider thing that has haunted me the entire time leading up to it; ff14 art (and art sent to me by my buddies) is keeping me duct taped together. On a soul level. I donât post much anymore because it feels like screaming into a void rather than connecting with people. I did this class for like three years (with a group i started doing classes on and off again a decade ago. I never went to art school so it is my formal education) and I could NOT manage to connect with people. I donât know if itâs just how quiet I am (weird maybe?) but, except for one burgeoning friendship (fingers crossed it does not fade into the sunset) I just didnât interest people and neither did my work. I mean that my art, for everyone, was always just⌠strangely constructed or at best âambitiousâ (which is the nice way of saying itâs way beyond what I can pull off). Other people were making comics or animation bibles or picture books and I was just stuck making another portfolio piece that was too weird. The hard part here is that they were right⌠idk I try to embrace some of the off the wall elements and let my art directors tell me to cool my jets and and put things more normally on the thirds or not turn dragons into pugs. I couldnât bring in my work work for games because i canât do all the stuff that my teacher wants if the client wants me to do something different. Anyway with the kids home I wrapped up my year, which ended at the same time my kids were home from summer and stopped going to class to keep the kids from demolishing the house. This isnât going well. BUT they thought I was supposed to go for longer. At first I think they mean my year didnât end in may, that I have some semester left; no they wanted me to go on for a whole entire new year, which apparently is 1000 dollars and they send me another subscription link. Itâs a whole back and forth and they are super mad because they reserved this spot for a whole year just for me, and said they refused students for me an everythingâ so now these almost friends, and my mentor, and everyone involved in my formal art education has turned into a timeshare? With a harsher penalty than adobe has of canceling Photoshop? Anyway the spider has grounded Grim in this picture and sheâs going to need her healer who has a macro that yells about an UwU fuzzy paw to rez her. Iâm pretty sure that one is Doc or maybe Irene.
#ff14#ffxiv#grim castle#art#the Oatley academy#hope you find someone for that spot I guess#sorry#but not 1000 dollars sorry#halcyon is in your special cell
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I cant believe I have to look for the art of artist, who blocked me, in someone's reblogs. I guess this is the world where I exist now. Anyway I want to see these arts so bad.
#pura#sorry for complaining#of course every person has a right to block me#it's okay I am not a 1000 dollars to be liked by everyone#idk#I dont want to make new blog just for that
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ugh i have to start paying my student loans again in September
#i never should have gone to college they shouldn't have trusted me with money it's not a lot but like i was SEVERELY depressed#and did NOT realize and i made bad choices and now i owe a couple thousand dollars still even after all this time#even though i dropped out after a year#because they let me do the max amount of fuckin loan and were like 'ok here u go 18 year old have 5 thousand dollars' what a joke#and then i my depression hit like a train and i stopped going to class and was under academic probation#which made the school go 'ok you owe us 1000 dollars right now because we had to pay that to the government' which was a bad time#and i did not pay that so they TOOK ALL MY MONEY FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT which was also not a good time#and then sent that to collections and they hounded me for years until eventually that just....stopped? which is cool#anyway this was a weird rant sorry!!! i just regret being pressured into going to college when everyone already knew i was bad at school
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They made the horse expansion pack $40 just so broke people like me can suffer đ
I said I downloaded it, not that I bought it:3
I have never in my entire life gave EA a cent, my way it's the pirates way.
#i can give you the link btw#sorry but I don't have 1000 dollars to spare on a game#I only buy indie games
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do you know what your most played game is?
on steam it's appearently Team Fortress 2 with 2,460 hours, with Garrys Mod about 10 hours behind.
i don't really play either much these days due to my laptop though. can't say that Team Fortress 2 would be any higher though these days, hours-wise, if that weren't the case.
#ask#anon#idk what the non-steam equivelant would be#mario 64 maybe? id say paper mario TTYD but most playthroughs ive done run between 30-40 hours per save file.#so totalled up. wouldnt even be close to tf2 or gmod since theyre in the 2000s#sadly i dont play a lot of games these days. i do a lot more watching than playing.#it sucks but :( yeah#OH. Minecraft would probably be behind gmod. maybe like 1000 hours at minimum? probably less.#id love to play minecraft again someday... my boe skin still goes unused.....#i still have the save file to my first world#i use to work on it like every day#had a town surrounded by cobblestone walls with my house in a mountain#im talking pre-beta mountains.... oughh.....#speaking of boe and tf2. its possible to make him into a pyro loadout#but he costs like almost 20 dollars. which. given that i cant run tf2 well.... isnt worth it.#atleast. going off market prices. paints and all.#firehawk. that one recent skull cosmetic. the trenchcoat. all the right paints.#anyway thank you for the ask anon :)#sorry my answer isnt more interesting
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STILL fucking thinking about the woman at work last night who came up to pay, insisted on using her phone to pay, and when i said "oh i'm sorry, our registers can't accept any sort of apple pay/ tapping" she said "but that's not TRUE!!!" and had me call my manager over
#it was like a 10 minute ordeal and during it a different customer stole about 1000 dollars worth of tools while i was distracted#also like originally i was like umm. we don't take apple pay i'm sorry and she told me that wasn't true#i was like i mean??? you can try it i guess????#and then she was like i think i will. hold on i have to set it up on my phone#needlessly frustrating but i think she got all her stuff for free anyway#so whatever works for her i guess. zzzzzzzz
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#so today i broke down and fully cried over realizing the reality that i probably won't be able to go see Taylor on this tour#and i felt so stupid for it like crying over not getting to see a concert seems so trivial and i mean so many reasons but like#and like i don't cry much anymore like I've been through and am in so much pain and horrible stuff constantly and so much stress and trauma#but I've built up strength to not cry over those things like if i did I'd just be crying nonstop so i channel my emotions into trying to#solve the problems and like still I'm so unbelievably stressed but like also as an empath i feel everything really deeply but usually lately#the things that make me cry are more like sweet animal rescue videos acts of kindness touching stories or really deeply inspirational or#relatable things in books etc but so like I'm like mad at myself for crying over this but#i checked the stubhub like prices for what tix are going for and it's fucking over 500 a pop for nosebleeds i just#it's infuriating the scalping and how many hard core fans are unable to go bc of that but rich ppl who aren't really fans i just. 1000 bucks#for 300 level is just no I'm sorry that's not ever gonna happen and i just#i really thought I'd just find tickets over time closer to the event like that's how I've done several concerts but then i looked and saw#that and I'm like oh my god and that's before fees and then there's the gas to get there the repairs that need to be done to the car to get#there all the other fees involved and in realizing oh my god like I've been overconfident and now i don't see a way and I'm so sad and i#just broke down its i know iy seems stupid but first this feels like something that might not happen again anytime soon if ever the way the#world is going out could be last chance and rep tour was the first time I'd been able to see Taylor to begin with and the experience was SO#amazing it's like the one thing i looked forward to this year that lifted me up in really dark times and again i feel shitty when there's so#many fans who never get to see her international too i just. I'm sorry I'm just like this breaks my heart on levels and like#i hate how money dictates everything i hate that i went to eds last tour tickets in the same venue were 30 DOLLARS and even the Taylor ones#i think were like 75 and now it's so high bc only scalping it's so fucked up and like I'm already in a really bad hole money wise bc of#an emergency issue that happened and I've got some scary medical things going on waiting on tests and having trouble with rent and food and#gas so like i can't even try to be like. you know? like justify trying to save up that much even when i got all this#i just.
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Error: Not May :(
#bugs and glitches#sorry i haven't been updating i am moving!!!#it is scary!#terrifying even!#i'm moving in two new roommates and I have to pay the first month's rent of over 1000 dollars and it's all so much
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I'm awake on my days off early. I hate this. I wanna sleep in but the others in my house like to talk to their boyfriends at 8 am in the morning and have their alarms set on extreme loudness. Thanks mom. :(
#[ i just want to see you be brave. ooc ]#to delete later#sorry for the rant#I need to get out of this house but my job barely pays for anything so it's hard to save up money#I am trying though#I miss my first job where I was making almost 19 dollars#I got laid off twice and now I am only making 16#which is an okay pay but taking care of my and my mom's finances is killing me :(#she only gets 1000 a month
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#sorry im gonna say it again i need DOLLARS HEEEELP#got promoted but lost money babyyyy (went from casual to full time pukes)#anyway I'll sell feet pics $1000 a foot pic please please anyone
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pairing: half orc! mingi x elf! reader (fem) x barbarian! san x goliath! yunho x tiefling! seonghwa
genre: fantasy au/dnd vibe, humor, gratuitous smut
summary: you go on a quest with a group of brutish, questionable individuals. anything for some gold and riches, right?Â
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the worldâs longest list of warnings:  alcohol mention/usage, soft/hard! dom party members, brat in the streets baby in the sheets sub! reader, these mfs have a hard-on for social hierarchies esp mingi (heâs a big pervert too hehe), mxm (real homies jerk each other off), monster fucking (mimic boxâŚlisten i saw it in a porn one time and its been my dream to recreate it since okay sue meee take me to court!!), five?? some?? idk they made it work somehow, voyeurism/exhibitionism, praise/degradation, pet names, olfactophilia, aphrodisiacs, teasing, vast size differences, size kink, strength kink, manhandling, oral (receiving), overstim, tit play, bulge kink, handjob, blowjob, titjob, all the jobs actually, double penetration made possible with magic incantations <3, creampies, back shots, and facials for everyoneeee !! one for you!! and for youuu~~ also the word cock is mentioned at least 50 times in this one sorry bout that hshjs
a/n: hi ahhhh so this chaotic jumble of insanity is my baby 𼚠and itâs also my very first filth fest fic of the month !!! so yk what that means ;3 go on and strap in for me okay? itâs about to go down frfr <3 this is a sort of sequel to my half orc mingi fic but it can be read on its own! also iâve never actually played dnd,, iâve just heard about it from my brother so donât expect an extremely accurate representation;;; i did do quite a bit of research tho <33 but yeah that being saidâŚ. rip readerâs elussy </3
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âLadies and gents, now this is a quest thatâs not for the faint of heart,â your local guild master announced, leaning his heavy forearms on the crowded bar table below him, stroking his long, bushy beard absentmindedly, the wood furnishing of the bar creaking underneath his weight.Â
The lively room grew a bit more quiet, some individuals quirking their heads in the seasoned barbarianâs direction, yours included. âWith a hefty 1000 gold pieces as your reward, this quest requires you to find and locate the rare lujuria plant, then bring its seeds back to me. Unfortunately for you lot, theyâre only found in the abandoned dungeons near Mist Falls. Any takers?âÂ
At the mention of the plant and location, most of the interested individuals turned back to their ale and friends, resuming their loud, enthusiastic conversations. You, however, couldnât believe how idiotic the other patrons were. You could do quite a lot with 1000 gold pieces, and being a solo adventurer, you wouldnât even have to share it with anyone. With dollar signs in your eyes and a spring in your step, you headed up to the busy bar, having to get on your tippy toes and wave your hand around past some of the larger patronâs broad shoulders until the guild master noticed your presence.Â
âNow, donât tell me a dainty little high elf is interested in the quest I just announced. You gonna scare them off with your shiny hair and sparkly crystals?â the older man gruffed, letting out a hefty laugh, before taking a couple gulps from the oversized mug he held within his large, calloused hands.
When you simply stood there with your hands crossed over your lace-covered chest, the guild master set his mug down, his bushy eyebrows raising upwards. âOh, youâre serious.â He leaned down to your level, cupping his hand around one side of his face, allowing you to smell the ale on his breath. âDo you know why no one likes to go to Mist Falls, little Miss?â
You shook your head, causing the small jewels that dangled from your silky hair to sway a bit. You cupped a hand around your own face, murmuring, âWhy does no one like it, Mister?â
âThereâs some strange wildlife that frequent the land there. Otherworldly thingsâŚthings that an elf like you wouldnât want to get wrapped up in,â he explained carefully, looking over the lens of his glasses to squint at you. âUnless, youâre into that sort of thing, of course.âÂ
Not understanding what he meant by his vague statement, you shrugged it off, taking his underestimation of your abilities as a challenge you couldnât bear backing down from. âIâll take the quest, Mister, and Iâll bring you those seeds.âÂ
The guild master smiled down at you, chuckling a bit, like you werenât in on the joke that he was so amused by. âVery well, little Miss.â He handed you the rolled-up scroll, his lips still curled into a suspicious smile. âGood luck with your quest.âÂ
Taking the scroll, you nodded your head at him, a smug smile painting your own face, as you turned on your heels to leave, reveling in the fact that your levels of commitment and intelligence were clearly in the upper echelons compared to the rest of the idiots that frequented the crowded guild. Â
Before you could leave without any issues, a deeply familiar, incredibly cocky-sounding baritone voice interrupted your mental victory dance. âWould you look at that. Gonna handle a dungeon all on your own, eh, princess?âÂ
You quickly turned your head, your eyes landing on the tall, solid beast of a half-man, half-orc standing with one hand resting on his leather-bound hip, his golden eyes slowly studying your body with an almost nauseating amount of interest. âMingiâŚâ you sighed, the events of your last few meetings flashing through your brain, the tips of your ears turning a faint red. âOh, you think I canât handle a stupid quest on my own either, huh?âÂ
He shook his head, his shaggy silver hair falling in his eyes, forcing him to swipe it out of the way with his large ringed fingers. âNope.â His simple response encouraged his equally large, equally intimidating party members, who were hanging out near him, to laugh and chatter amongst themselves.Â
Now your hands were on your hips, getting hit by a wave of annoyance, your cheeks burning. âWatch me.âÂ
Mingi took a step towards you, just to show you and anyone nearby just how much he towered over you, his lips quirking up into a shit-eating grin, still peering down at your body like he could already picture what you looked like without the form-fitting lace dress that was wrapped around your curvy body like a pretty present, one that he wanted to open as soon as possible.
âWith a petite little body like yours?â He reached down to slip a finger into your hair, playing with one of the crystals that adorned it. âYeah, so small and delicate, like a pretty little fairy, ainât ya? Those monsters in that dungeon will swallow you whole.â
You mightâve hated Mingi to an extent, but he was good. Good at making you feel tiny and desirable, and so wet, you were afraid heâd be able to smell it from where he was standing. You closed your thighs together slightly, lowering your closed fists to your sides, leaning forward. âI-iâm not a fairy, you dumb orc! I'm an elf! And I donât need your help!â Just as you turned around to leave, Mingi cleared his throat, making you turn your head back to glare at him.Â
He placed his other hand on his hip, letting his weight shift to the opposite side, his head tilting the other way. âSweetheart, listen, I know youâre very capable of getting what you want,â he mused, chuckling softly at the way your face scrunched up slightly in embarrassment. âBut, Iâm sure you could use some extra party members to back you up. Me and the boys want to help you. Wonât you let us?â
You gazed at Mingi a little while longer, before your eyes shifted to his friends, first drawn to the most elegant-looking tiefling youâve ever seen. He had sleek skin that looked like expensive marble, his hair as white as the frost that would cover all the lands during the winter months, his heavy horns ridged and curled into an âsâ shape, and black as soot, his thin, pointed tail quietly slithering around in a snake-like motion behind the long black cloak that hung from his pointed shoulders.Â
âThatâs Seonghwa,â Mingi informed, with his arms folded across his wide tattooed chest. âDoesnât talk much, unless itâs to cast a spell or call me stupid.âÂ
Seonghwaâs pretty lips formed a smirk, wrapping his arms comfortably around his slim, corseted waist, his sharp, milky eyes focused intensely on you, like he was peering through you and straight into your soul.Â
âOh, are we introducing ourselves?â someone said excitedly, your eyes following the voice upwards until they landed on the handsome face of the gentle-looking goliath standing besides the tiefling. At roughly seven feet tall, the broad man sported shiny, golden locks, pretty brown eyes, and a tribal tattoo that was plastered on his veiny neck, clad only in a thick pelt that sat comfortably around his solid waist, wearing matching furry cuffs on his thick forearms. âIâm Yunho! I like to get drunk and smash stuff. What do you like to do, elf girl?â The goliath stepped forward to shake your hand, his hand completely encompassing yours, your neck almost hurting from having to look up at him.Â
âHi, Yunho,â you replied, smiling softly, feeling a bit dizzy from your vast difference in sizes. Everything about him was just so big, you couldn't help but wonder what else was too. âIâm Y/N. I like to go on quests and collect gold.âÂ
âDonât tell me weâre actually going to help a high elf,â the last party member interrupted in a low voice, sneering, showing off his large, rounded canines when you looked past Yunho to scoff at him. âAnd an annoying one, at that. I donât care if sheâs fuckable. This is still a waste of time.â
Yunho put a large, warm hand on your shoulder, covering it completely. âDonât take Sanâs words seriously, sweet. He bullies people when he likes them.âÂ
The brooding barbarian folded his arms over the thick, furry pelt that covered his broad upper half, rolling his eyes, a few strands of his wild raven hair falling past his forehead. âOr maybe I just donât like stuck-up little elven brats, ever think of that, Yunho?â His pronounced eyebrows joined together in a bout of sudden fury. âHuh? Can you even hear me up there, you oversized son of a bitch?â
A faint blush appeared on Yunhoâs cheeks, smiling in Sanâs direction, before looking back down at you. âSee? He loves me.âÂ
You returned his smile with a grimace. âHe loves being a dickhead too, apparently.â
âExcuse me?!â San growled, about to walk up to the both of you to prove that he only loved moonshine, his trusty club, and himself.Â
Mingi stepped in front of San, waving his hands around exasperatedly, wishing someone presented a dialogue skip option a long time ago, bored of the introductions. âAlright, alright, so are you coming with us, or not, princess? Whatâs the verdict?â
You rolled your eyes, opening the large entrance door of the guild, eventually letting out a long sigh, glancing back over your shoulder with a pout. You knew you had a slim chance of surviving without them, but you still had your pride. You let out a small hmph, annoyed when they still all just stood there waiting, encouraging you to stomp your silk shoe down on the ground, grumbling, âUgh, are you coming, or what?â
Mingi and his friends chuckled amongst themselves and elbowed each other, amused by the amount of fiery zealousness your tiny body possessed, finishing their mugs of ale, eventually following you out of the guild and onto the dirt road.Â
âHurry up! I wanna explore this dungeon today, not during the next winter solstice!â you called out to them, already at the forest entrance, tossing your head back in an exaggeratedly annoyed fashion.
The half-orc waved his hand around nonchalantly, despite his large lower canines growing more and more visible the more he began to smile, pulling out a small pair of lace panties that had a familiar design etched into them. âYeah, yeah, donât get your little elf panties in a twist,â he chuckled, bringing them up to his face to take a sniff.
Your inquisitive expression melted down into one of horror, then scrunched again, this time pleading him with his eyes. âMingiâŚdonât tell me youâve kept those all this time.â
âOf course I have, princess. In fact, I jerk off with them every chance I can in your honor. I can cum real hard just from knowing I turned a high elf onto orc cock forever. I still remember like it was yesterday,â he sighed dreamily, wiping away a fake tear, like had just said the most romantic sentence even known to orckind.
âI still fuck elves, you twat! I donât need you or your stupid orc cock!â you argued, turning away so that none of them could see how flushed you had gotten, heading into the forest by yourself.
âThatâs a damn lie. You showed up to my hut like three times during the Great Hunt not too long ago,â Mingi explained, following after you, his friends following beside him. âDonât you remember? I had to carry you home after you passed out from squirting too hard.â
âNo!â you shouted from ahead of him, swearing you were going to melt into the floor.
âSheâs got elven pride, that one,â Mingi sighed, admiring you from behind. âAnyway, I got her soaked panties to prove it. You want to see them, donât ya, Hwa?â Mingi elbowed Seonghwa, who just shook his head in disappointment, while he continued smiling truimphantly to himself.
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Your group took on a range of opponents, from skeleton armies to disingenuous slime cubes that you may or may not have fallen into, able to pass through quite a few levels of the dungeon, mostly due to Seonghwaâs spell casting abilities, Sanâs uncontrollable rage, Yunhoâs knack of destroying anything he came in contact with, and Mingiâs axe-wielding skills. Did you want to admit that to yourself? Sure. Out loud? No, of fucking course not.Â
You picked off bits of pink slime that still clung to your wet form, grumbling under your breath about how sticky you felt, not even noticing that some of the slime had already absorbed into your skin.Â
âNeed a little help there, princess?â Mingi mused, reaching down to your shoulder and wiping off some of the slime for you, his fingers tingling once he had done so.Â
âI suppose so,â you murmured, standing still so that he could continue helping you, surprisingly not even that bothered when the other members of your newfound party all gathered around you and picked or pulled off the remnants of slime that remained on your body, face, and hair.Â
As you entered the next room, all five of you noticed how the tinglyness remained, how it spread throughout your bodies like a gentle ripple effect, your bodies now collectively hot to the touch, though no one said anything to each other â at least, not yet, anyway.Â
âA chest!â you gasped excitedly, putting your dagger back into its respective holder and running up to the large, gold-plated chest that sat at the edge of the room, just waiting for someone to open it up and collect its contents.Â
âDonât be stupid, elven brat. Not all chests are filled with treasure. Some of them could be decoys. You know that, right?â San rested the rounded bottom of his ginormous club down onto the dungeon floor, leaning on it, raising an eyebrow at you. âOr do you only familiarize yourself with crystals and orc cock?âÂ
âShut up!â You held onto the barbarianâs insult, rather than hearing him out. âYouâre just saying that because you want the treasure for yourself!â You got on your knees in front of the chest, muttering, âSelfish prick.âÂ
âWhatâd you say?!â San barked, his hand squeezing around the thick handle of his weapon.Â
Mingi slung an arm around Sanâs tense shoulders, smiling as though he was quite pleased with himself. âSheâs got a mouth on her, huh?â He met Sanâs grimace with a shoulder squeeze. âDonât worry, Sannie. Sheâs gonna learn the hard way.âÂ
Yunho walked up beside Seonghwa, lowering himself down to sit on the cool stone ground with a thud, wiping a bit of perspiration that had formed on his forehead. âIâve been feeling weird since we left the slime room, Hwa. Can you cast a healing spell?âÂ
âYeah, me too, now that you mention it,â Mingi called out, rubbing his sweat-covered neck with his free hand, encouraging San to open his own black furry coat, revealing an expanse of sweaty, tan, tattooed skin underneath it.Â
Seonghwa nodded his head in agreement, waving his hand around in front of him, manifesting a large glowing violet pentagram into existence, which eventually disappeared after the spell had be casted completely, a faint glow still visible around the edges of your bodies.Â
âMm, I donât really feel any differentâŚâ Mingi mumbled, his hot-blooded body even more tingly than before, starting to feel like he could fuck someone into oblivion right at that moment, even more than usual.Â
Once you had opened up the chest, ignoring the subsequent pounding inside your chest and cunt, you were met by a multitude of shiny, gold coins just waiting for you to take. âHoly shit, Iâm rich!âÂ
âYou better split that with us, before I split you in half with my cock, stupid elf!â San griped from where he stood, now a bit hunched over, his words slightly slurred, not even fully realizing what he was saying.Â
âWh-what?!â you squeaked, your ears bright red, turning your head to look at the barbarian in disbelief, not even noticing when the chest in front of you began to sprout limbs, a long, slimy tongue slipping out past the gold.Â
âI said, Iâll split you openââ San fully dropped his club, which resulted in a resounding thud inside the small room. He pointed an accusatory finger in your direction, blinking at you through his hazy vision, using his other hand to grab at himself through his furry kilt. ââwith my big, barbarian cock!âÂ
Yunho pointed at you as well, wanting you to notice the big monster that was about to have its way with you. âUm, Y/N, you shouldâŚâÂ
âNot now, Yunho, I have to tell this idiot barbarian to suck my clit!â you informed angrily, holding your middle finger up at San, which he returned enthusiastically.Â
âOh, yeah? Then, get your fucking ass over here and sit on my face, you elf slut,â San barked back, sticking his tongue out at you, still holding onto Mingi, appearing drunker by the second â though it wasnât alcohol running rampant through his body. It was lust. The rest of them were feeling it too.Â
âSlut? Iâll show you slut,â you grumbled, about to stand up and give San a piece of your mind, your fist, and possibly your body when the mimic suddenly snatched you up with its long limbs and pinned you to the floor. âOh my god, whatâs happening? What the fuck is that?!âÂ
San simply chuckled, leaning his back against the cold concrete wall of the small room, trying to cool his intensely heated body down. âThatâs a mimic, dummy. Iâm sure you can handle it though, since youâre so tough.âÂ
Mingi looked to his friends, biting at his lip, noticing that none of them even attempted to assist you, more concerned with finding out what the monster was about to do to you. Even Yunho, who was the only one with any semblance of a conscience out of the entire party, somehow couldnât bring himself to get up, instead answering to the oversized tent that was forming underneath his pelt.Â
The mimic pinned your wrists together above your head with one strong hand, using the other to lift one of your legs up into the air, breathing harshly as it studied your slick cunt through your tiny lace panties, eventually licking a long stripe up your body, from your pussy up to your chest, leaving your white garments completely soaked and see-through.Â
Trying desperately to free your hands from the monsterâs unwavering grip, unable to prevent more slick from leaking out of you with your legs being held open, you angled your head back to look at the upside-down versions of your party, crying out, âAre you fuckers just going to sit there and watch?!âÂ
âYeahâŚwe are, sweetheart,â Mingi sighed out, still leaning on San, a few drops of sweat cascading down his flushed face. He dragged his tongue across his teeth, breathing in the flowery scent of your arousal, inhaling so deeply his bull ring shifted slightly. âIâm sure you got it handled. Just tire it out with that wet fucking cunt of yours, will ya?âÂ
A strong wave of pleasure pulsed through your body at Mingiâs response, looking to each of the members, realizing that they were really just going to observe as you got pleasured by the monster, getting more aroused by the second. What was wrong with you? You wouldâve contemplated it more, but any thoughts you had would completely fizzle out once the mimicâs tongue came in contact with your cunt, licking you up and down in a rapid, desperate fashion. Its tongue was so heavy and hot against your pulsing cunt, you couldnât help but cum within a few minutes, your body going limp. âFuuuck, oh my godâŚâÂ
âCame nice and hard, didnât you?â Mingi continued to share his filthy words with you and his party, all five of you reacting positively to it. âI can fucking smell it, princessâŚâ His smile twisted into a faux pout, his voice dripping with lust. âThat tongue isnât enough for you though, is it? Mm-mm, not nearly enough. You need cock stuffed inside your tight elven pussy, donât you, darlinâ?â
All you could do was let out a long pathetic whine, your flushed, fucked-our face giving Mingi and the boys the answer they needed. Now that you werenât fighting back, the mimic lifted your lower half up into the air, positioning you so that its tongue could slither inside you, pistoning it in and out of your willing hole, your upper half hanging upside down, your tits bouncing with each of the mimicâs thrusts of its wet appendage, your writhing body on display for your party membersâ viewing pleasure. âIâmâŚgoing toâŚkill you allâŚfor watchingâŚâ you huffed out in between moans, drool slipping out past your parted lips.Â
Mingi turned his head to share looks with his friends, all of them now dealing with the same almost painful predicament. âAre you all as hard as I amâŚ?â When they nodded, he felt a little less guilty, reaching down to rub at his leaking cock through his kilt, able to feel how stiff it was even through the thick material. He gazed down at you, biting at his bottom lip, holding onto the thick leather of his body harness, trying not to blow his load too quickly. âIt feels good, doesnât it, princess? I can hear how just how sloppy that mess of a cunt isâŚDo you like the way itâs fucking you senseless with its tongue? Is it filling you up just right?âÂ
You couldnât believe just how turned on you were in the moment, hardly about to breathe in between your bouts of pleasure, your body beginning to sieze up when the mimic shoved its tongue as deep as it could go, causing a prominent bulge to form inside your lower stomach. âS-so good, Min, gonna cum againâŚâÂ
âCum for us, baby, thatâs itâŚâ Mingi sighed, leaning his shoulder against Sanâs, noticing how he began to play with his cock through his kilt, doing his friend a solid and reaching over to stroke the base of it for him.Â
Groaning underneath his breath, San reached over to help Mingi out as well, the both of them hyperfixated on the way the mimic drank up your juices as though it needed it to live. Seonghwa and Yunho were in a similar position, but instead of answering to their aching cocks, they simply watched on, the visual stimulation clearly enough for them.Â
The mimic lifted your limp body upwards so that you were on your knees, with its large, agile tongue fitted in between your trembling thighs, grabbing you by the waist so that it could drag you back and forth along its long, slimy appendage. âJust like that, oh my god, itâs soâfuckââ you gasped, barely able to look at the men that were huddled around you, the new position not allowing you to hide away from their hungry gazes, your body on full display for them.Â
With his hand now fully hidden underneath Sanâs kilt, Mingi nodded his head at you in approval. âThatâs my naughty little elf girl,â he praised you in a gravelly voice, groaning at the sensation of San tugging at his dripping cock from underneath his own pelt. âLet me see you cum one more time for us, princess. Can you do that?âÂ
âYes, Mingiii, Iâll cum for you,â you whined obediently, reaching down your shiny, wet body to rub your clit around through your thin, soaked panties, unable to keep your mouth closed anymore from how hard you were breathing.Â
âWhat a good listener you are, baby. Look at you playing with your tiny little clit without me having to ask. Such a good elf girl you are,â Mingi continued to praise you, knowing exactly what made you tick, his hand squeezing around Sanâs throbbing length.Â
San let out a higher pitched moan, his body beginning to tremble against Mingiâs. âI canât believe youâunnhâmanaged to tame her so easilyâŚâÂ
âIt wasnât hard, SannieâŚfuckâ She may be a brat, but sheâs a good girl at heartâŚâ Mingi was beginning to fall apart as well, Sanâs calloused hand continually rubbing along his cock enhancing the pleasure of watching you willingly playing with yourself while you rode a monsterâs tongue, his partyâs presence filling him with even more warmth. âCum for us, sweetheart, show us how pretty you are when you fall apartâŚâÂ
Mingiâs praise-filled request mixed with the sensation of your puffy clit grinding along the mimicâs slick tongue sent you barreling over the edge, cumming so hard, you saw stars, barely able to grasp at the dagger that still sat inside its holster.
Meanwhile, San and Mingi both began to groan and shudder against the cool dungeon wall, shooting their hot loads onto each otherâs hands and the insides of their pelts. Seonghwa and Yunho both coated their own undergarments with white, biting into their bottom lips so hard they just about broke the skin.
They were all so deep in their wells of ecstasy that they hardly even noticed when you let out a war cry and stabbed the mimic with your long dagger, rendering it dead, causing it to fade away in a flurry of sparkly, white dust, leaving a few gold pieces for you to take.Â
âI told you I could fucking take care of myself,â you grimaced, shoving your items into a small pouch you had hanging from your upper thigh.
Once the post-nut clarity set in, Mingi cleared his dry throat, scratching at his prickly chin. âI mean, you did defeat the mimic on your own, so credit is due when credit is due, princess. You just used your pussy to combat itâŚwhich is just as valid as using a real weapon, donât get me wrongââ
âShut it!â you simply yelled, your face so hot, it probably rivaled the surface of the sun, stomping past the recovering men and pushing the next door open once it unlocked itself, wasting no time to enter the last floor of the dungeon where the supposed lujuria plant was said to grow.Â
âLetâs go help her out with that plant. And remember, whatever happens, happens. Just know Iâm not fucking any of you.â Mingi patted Sanâs shoulder, looking over to the other members of his party with a playful smile.
San smacked Mingiâs back playfully, which Mingi returned. âLetâs put that elf brat in her place.â
Mingi nodded. âYeah, on my cock where she belongs.â
Seonghwa scoffed from beside them. âCould you be anymore crass?â
Yunho patted Mingiâs and Seonghwaâs shoulders, practically dislocating them, smiling goofily, his cheeks and face flush from the energy he exerted. âWhat happens in the dungeon, stays in the dungeon, boys.â
Seonghwa quietly nodded his head in agreement, until he murmured softly, âIndeed.âÂ
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âWhere are you, you stupid fucking plant?â you called out inside the vast, foliage-covered room, swiping at the overgrown leaves and plants that were in your way, almost tripping over a few vines that grew in and out of the broken-up cobblestone floor below your feet.Â
The rest of your party followed your lead, Mingi and Yunho taking the initiative to cut down the thicker plants and foliage that stood in your way with their axes, almost completely out of breath when you finally came across a large pink plant growing in the middle of the room.Â
âIâm assuming thatâs it,â you said mostly to yourself, slowly walking up to the plant, impressed by its intricate petals and inviting flowery scent. âItâs not as scary as I thought itâd be. Itâs almostâŚprettyâŚâÂ
Just as you reached out to touch it, Seonghwa opened his mouth to warn, âWait, donâtââ
As soon as your slender fingers came in contact with one of the flower petals, the plant sent out a puff of dusty pink pollen directly into your face and the air around your party, before folding in on itself and growing comically large spikes to protect its core which contained the golden glowing seeds you needed to complete your quest.Â
You began choking and coughing along with the others, reaching out blindly through the thick pollen, finding solace in Seonghwaâs arms, who began reciting a spell to lessen the effects of the plantâs attempt at self defense, but it was too late. Mind-altering desire had already set in. âCanât breatheâŚcanât thinkâŚâ you whispered, grabbing at Seonghwaâs chest, unbuckling his top and revealing his smooth, marble skin, henna-like tattoos decorating his jewelry-adorned collar bone.Â
Seonghwa clutched your shoulders, breathing just as profusely as you were, murmuring, âDonât think, then, silly elf,â before pressing his mouth onto yours with haste, his long, snake-like tongue slipping inside your mouth to explore it.
Strong, solid hands grabbed at your hips from behind, Mingi pulling them back so that he could grind his cock into your ass, his lips already ghosting along your neck. His deep, gravelly voice made you let out a weak moan into Seonghwaâs mouth when he sighed, âGonna fill your cunt full of my cum, sweetheart. So fucking full.âÂ
âThen, I get to fill her slutty elf cunt with my tongue first,â San interrupted, already on his knees, positioning himself in between you and Seonghwa, not hesitating to tear your skirt and panties apart to access your rapidly dripping cunt. âSo pink, so prettyâŚâ He attached his drooling mouth onto your clit, sucking so roughly, your knees almost buckled underneath you, about to completely collapse when he plugged your hole up with his hot tongue.Â
Seonghwa pulled away slightly, finally letting you breathe without having his tongue down your throat, instead completely shredding the front of your dress with his talons, just in time for Mingi to groan and cup your tits, squeezing and moving them around, saliva leaking past his plump lips. âI always know exactly what your idiotic orc brain is thinking,â he sighed at Mingi, bringing his own hands up to tweak and pinch at your nipples, making you cry out.Â
âOh, yeah? Can you read my mind right now, Hwa? Can you tell that Iâm about to stretch this elfâs little fuckhole wide open with my fat fuckinâ cock?â he said near your twitching, elongated ear, his hard length slipping in between your thighs to rub along the underside of your cunt, his dark eyes settled on Seonghwaâs before returning to your slick body, their hands moving in tandem to play with your tits, each getting a chance to squeeze your squishy flesh and tease your increasingly puffy nipples.Â
Yunho, who was hard beyond measure and feeling a little left out, walked up to the side of you and reached down to show off his enormous cock, the slick , oversized tip an angry shade of red. He pouted down at you, letting out a small whimper. âCan you please help me out, sweet? Iâm so hard, it hurtsâŚâÂ
Unable to resist his puppy-dog eyes, you nodded, licking your lips, collecting his vast amounts of pre-cum at the rounded tip with your fingers, eventually using it to slick up the rest of his cock, doing your best to jerk him off with your small hands. âDoes that feel good, Yunho?âÂ
âSo good, doll,â he gasped, leaning his head back, not registering when he began to thrust his hips forward into your hands, using them like a fleshlight.Â
Youâre so big, Yunho, fuckâ I can hardly wrap my hands around itâŚâ you sighed out, opening your mouth to lick at the tip of his cock each time he thrusted into your hands. Your mind went blank, until you suddenly remembered that San was in between your squeezing thighs, devouring your cunt like it was his last meal, his tongue and lips wreaking havoc on your clit, his thick fingers shoved inside your pulsing hole.
âLike the way Iâm eating this cunt of yours, eh, elf girl?â San mumbled in between slurps, gulping your juices down, a few dribbles of it cascading down his veined throat. âYou donât even need to answer, love. I can tell you do just from the way youâre fuckinâ squeezinâ my fingers.â San groaned deeply, watching the way you dripped for him as he continually went knuckles-deep inside you, biting his bottom lip, growling, âCum for me. Cum all over my face, you brat. Fuckinâ do it.â
You unraveled almost instantaneously, getting your creaminess sucked off of your slit by the desperate barbarian, not even noticing that he had been jerking himself off so roughly, he had already made himself cum before you did.Â
âGoddamn it, since when did high elf squirt taste so fuckinâ good?â San mumbled drunkenly to himself, licking at his swollen lips, prior to sucking your cum from his fingers noisily.
âYouâve had your fun, Sannie boy. Itâs time for this little elf girl to experience the pleasure of getting broken in by real men. Hwa, you know what to do,â Mingi announced hastily, already bringing you down to the floor so that you were about to slowly take the half-orcâs cock in your cunt from behind, Seonghwa supporting your front, the tip of his tail already brushing back and forth over your swollen clit, rubbing his large, ridged cockhead on your puffy lips to slick them up with his pre-cum, his own plump lips moving at a quick pace, expertly reciting an incantation that would allow you to physically take two obscenely large cocks at once, all well as increasing your natural lubricant and allowing you access to heightened physical sensations.
âFuck, look at youâŚWhat a good little elf girl you are, taking us both inside you like this,â Mingi sighed into your ear, reaching around your body to lazily rub your wetness into your sensitive clit. âAlmost like you were made to take monster cock, huh? Not made for little elven peckers, it seems.â He pressed his hand into your lower abdomen, able to feel the pronounced outline of his friendâs abnormally large length. âMm, thatâs right. You loved being stuffed full of monster cock, donât you, sweetheart?â
âLove it, Min, so much,â you choked out, your mind going positively blank, the only thing on your mind being the insanely pleasurable stretch you felt inside your core, knowing you were quite literally filled to the brim. âFeels so good, I canât think.â
âWhy think when you can just feel good, princess?â he chuckled, rubbing your tummy in an up and down motion, feeling the outline of Seonghwaâs thick, ridged length with his calloused fingers, shuddering from the sensation of their slippery cocks rubbing along one another inside your tight, slick walls . He nuzzled your neck and the side of your face with his prickly cheek, whispering onto your skin, âMâ so proud of you, sweetheart. I broke you in before and now here you are, taking big tielfing cock in your pussy while an orcâs stuffing you just as full. What a pretty sight you are. Wish I could take a picture.â
âOh my god, Mingi, please, itâs soââ you could hardly verbalize, your eyes just about rolling into your skull, your body pulsing with so much pleasure, you could barely keep up with what was happening around you.
Mingi routinely filled your elongated ears with more filthy words, Seonghwa gazing deeply at you, your willing hole continuing to clench around their thrusting cocks, getting stretched so pleasurably, you almost passed out from that sensation alone.
All the while, San positioned himself in from of your tits, squeezing them together and driving his cock back and forth between them, grunting and groaning each time.
Yunho gently grabbed your chin, coaxing your mouth open as wide as it would go, whispering, âThatâs it, my sweet, just a little widerâŚâ He began to feed you his cock, stuffing your mouth full and instinctively fucking your throat, your jaw already beginning to ache from the obscene girth. âYouâre so tinyâŚcan barely take itâŚhuh?â Moaning breathily, Yunho eventually settled for fucking the inside of your gummy cheek, afraid that he would suffocate you if he continued to throat fuck you.
It seemed that this quartet had been in this exact position before. That was clear to you now. You couldn't have been more wet and willing if you tried. Getting used by two filthy men while two more watched and desperately tried to get off using your body in any way they could filled you with a sense of purpose you didnât realize you had always sought after.Â
âYou want our cum in your pretty elf cunt, princess?â Mingi huffed, in between harsh, deliberate thrusts, his hands cemented on the reappearing bulge in your stomach. âHuh? You want us to make a mess of you, aye? Want to be fucked so full of our seed, youâll give us pretty elven offspring?âÂ
Once Yunho freed your saliva-streaked mouth from his suffocating length and resorted to jerking himself off, you were able to reply in a fucked-out, slurred voice, âYeahâyeahâyeahâ fill me up, wanâ it all. All your cum, in me, on me, I need it, pleaseee.âÂ
Your willing party membersâ highs all crescendoed in succession, Mingi resorting to sloppy, rough thrusts inside your tight hole until he spilled most of his load into you, his cum splashing onto Seonghwaâs cock, dripping along their lengths to form a milky rim. âOh, fuck, thatâs itâŚbut Iâm not done yet, princessâŚI gottaânnghâleave my mark on my favorite elfâŚâ He slowly pulled out with lewd pop, coaxing a few more cum shots out of his cock with a large, closed fist, watching the large milky droplets slide along your smooth skin and torn sections of your dress onto the curve of your exposed ass, his eyes creasing with clear adoration. âThatâs more like itâŚâ
âW-was that necessaryâŚ?â you murmured, trying not to cum just from the sensation of getting stuffed full of cum, sensing that Seonghwa was next in line to come undone inside you.
âOh, my gods, IâŚsee heaven,â Seonghwa gasped sharply, the whites of his boundless eyes glowing brightly, his lips parting to allow a shaky moan to escape. Seonghwa gripped your hips so tightly, he was bound to leave handprints, relying on slow, deliberate strokes, using your contracting cunt to milk the cum from his cock, unable to resist leaving a few drops on your clit and mound when he pulled out.
âFuck, fuck, fuck, gonna cum all over these tits, you little elven slut, take itttt,â San gritted his teeth, his jaw tightening, only having to pump himself between your slick, pre-cum covered tits once more before he was able to leave thick spurts of white all over the bottom of your heated face and lips, leaving most of his load on your messy tits.
âO-oh, goddddâŚ!â Yunho came last, and the most, closing his hands around his reddened tip, whining profusely, unable to keep himself from completely unloading all over your pretty face and hair, practically drenching you in his cum.Â
Mingi reached down to cup your chin, tilting your head back so that he could get a good look at you, admiring the way their collective seed dripped off and out of you, swearing he could shed a tear from such a beautiful sight. âLook at you. My pretty princess.â
You gently nuzzled his large hand, smiling contentedly, tasting the salt of someoneâs load on your lips when you licked at them. âYour pretty princessâŚâÂ
It took a while for all of you to come down and catch your breath, the effects of the pollen still practically running through your veins, but you managed to wobble your way over to the main plant and slowly pull your trusty dagger out of its holder, slashing the plant until its precious seeds dropped into your open palm. You looked down at the golden, glowing seeds, your fingers still splattered with milky liquid, reminding you of the trials you conquered to get to your ultimate goal. As you wiped your sticky face with your sleeve, you looked around at your panting, much more docile party members, wondering if it was all worth it.Â
Mingi brushed some of his sweaty hair out of his eyes, noticing the way you were looking up at him, sending a cocky smile your way. âSo, youâre 200 gold pieces richer, princess. How does it feel?âÂ
âHuh?â you questioned immediately, your fingers closing around the pouch that contained the precious lujuria seeds. âIt was 1000 gold pieces. Did fucking me stupid render you stupid instead?âÂ
âIâm sorry, darlinâ, but with each party member fee, it rounds out at 200 a person,â he corrected you, bringing you in to give you a gentle hug and a pat on the ass, chuckling delightedly to himself, his friends joining in on the amusement. âThatâs still quite a bit. You can buy yourself a pretty new dress since yours is all torn and drenched in our cum, yaâ know?â He leaned his head in your direction, twiddling his large thumbs, his smile growing more lewd. "That means I can have the one you're wearing right now, yeah?"
You grimaced, your blood boiling over, already stomping your way out of the last dungeon floor, your voice still growing louder and louder the further you walked away, swearing to yourself, âThis is the last time I do anything with you, Mingi! Never again. Never! EVER!âÂ
Mingi simply waved off at his friendâs questioning gazes, holding the seeds that you had taken from the plant inside his own hand, admiring their shimmering edges. âDonât worry. She always comes back.âÂ
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As an argentinian I never realized how fucked up my country's economy was until now seeing how Americans had been expecting prices to stay the same for three years. It never occurred to me before that that was a reasonable thing to expect
It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased
#i am saying thank you and also sorry thats happening to you now#the dollar has gone from 1 peso to 1000 pesos in my lifetime (20 years)
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asking for a friend
written for @steddieholidaydrabbles | prompt: shopping | rating: t | wc: 1000 | tags: modern setting, meet-cute, steve works at target, eddie is a gay disaster, chrissy & eddie are best friends
read on ao3
Eddie hates Christmas shopping.
Every year he puts it off for as long as he can only to end up at fucking Target on December 23rd surrounded by screaming children, mean parents, annoyingly loud Christmas music and more desperate last-minute shoppers.
This year is no exception but Eddie does have someone else to blame.
Steve. Targetâs hottest employee.
Eddie saw him for the first time a few weeks ago. He was at the cash register, looking both sexy and adorable in a tight red shirt and a Santa hat as he wished customers a Merry Christmas with a smile that made Eddieâs knees weak.
Knowing that heâd probably embarrass himself if he tried to talk to him, Eddie left the store, flustered and giftless.
A few days later, he came back and the guyâ Steve, according to his name tagâ was greeting people at the entrance. Eddie didnât even make it inside that time.
He made a few more attempts but Steve was always there. Restocking toys, fixing the decorations, dressing up mannequins. And every time, Eddie turned on his heel and left.
As Christmas approached, Eddie started getting desperate so he gave Chrissy twenty dollars to find out when Steve wouldnât be working. She welcomed the money and the excuse to talk to Steveâs coworker, and told Eddie that Steve wouldnât be here today. And even if Eddie hated the idea of shopping on Christmas Eve Eve, it was his only option.
At least he only has one gift left.
So of course thatâs when Eddie sees him. Steve helping a little girl reach a Barbie from the highest shelf.
âWhat the fuck?â Eddie mutters, hiding behind a mannequin. He peeks around it to make sure he isnât imagining things, after all heâs been thinking about Steve a lot lately so maybeâ
Nope, thatâs definitely Steve. Heâd recognize that ass in those pants anywhere after watching him through the storeâs windows.
âWhat the fuck?â Eddie repeats, balancing the gifts in one hand so he can call Chrissy.
âHello?â
Eddie growls. âChrissy, you bitch.â
âHello to you too, Eddie.â
âDonât be cute,â he snaps. âYouâre a liar.â
âWhat?â She asks, confused. âWait, where are you? I can barely hear you.â
Hell. âBuying Christmas presents.â Same thing really.
âIsnât it a little late for that?â
âDuh! But I had to wait until Steve wasnât working, remember? Well, guess whoâs here?â
âOh.â
âOh?â
âI mightâveâ gotten a little distracted talking to Robin and couldnât remember if he said the 21st or the 23rd. Whoops.â
âYou had one job, Cunningham!â Eddie groans. âI want my twenty dollars back.â
âSorry, I spent them already.â
âOn what?â
âYour Christmas present,â she giggles. âHey, maybe this is a good thing. Talk to him!â
âFuck no, Iâm leaving. Fuck Christmas, itâs a capitalist consumerist ploy anyway.â
âYouâre being ridiculous,â she says but Eddie is already heading for the exit.
âIâm not! I just donât want to make a fool of myself.â
âEddieââ
But Eddie doesnât hear what Chrissy has to say because in that moment he knocks over a pyramid of toys and faceplants amidst the boxes, his phone and his gifts flying from his hands.
Eddie groans, both from the pain and the embarrassment. He can feel his face already starting to burn and he seriously considers staying there, buried in toys, forever.
At least until someone says, âChrist, are you okay?â and Eddie has no choice but to roll over only to immediately wish he didnât when he sees Steve leaning over him.
âIâm fine,â he mutters. âWhat are you doing here?â
Steve offers Eddie his hand, his eyebrow raised in amusement. âHelping you?â
âI mean, here,â Eddie gestures around them. âYou arenât supposed to be working today.â
âThatâs not what my manager told me,â Steve jokes while clearly confused.
âItâs what Chrissy told me,â Eddie says, letting Steve effortlessly pull him to his feet.
âChrissy? The blonde who flirted with Robin?â He asks. âI was confused why she wanted to know if I had any days off.â
Eddie hangs a hand from his neck. âShe didnât. I did.â
Steve frowns. âSo you could avoid me? Is that why you never came in or bought anything?â
âItâs just that I always embarrass myself in front of hot guys and I was trying to avoid that!â Eddie sighs. âObviously, I failed.â Then he realizes what Steve just said and blinks. âWait, you noticed me?â
Steveâs lips stretch into a flirty grin. âOf course, I always notice cute guys.â
âOh,â Eddie says, hiding his blush by tugging some hair across his face.
Still grinning, Steve bends down to pick up Eddieâs gifts. âSo, want me to ring these up for you?â
Eddie gestures at his mess. âWhat about the toys?â
âDonât worry, Iâll tell Jason to clean it up,â Steve smirks. âHeâs our newest hire. And heâs a dick.â
Eddie chuckles. âOkay.â
They bring the gifts to the cash register and Eddie tries not to blatantly check Steve out as he does his job. Steveâs wink probably means he fails.
âAll done!â He says, giving Eddie his bag and the receipt. âMerry Christmasââ
âEddie.â
Steve grins lopsidedly. âEddie.â
âThanks, um, Merry Christmas.â He waves awkwardly.
Then thinks, fuck it. He already embarrassed himself anyway. âHey, uh, when do you get off?â
âAsking for a friend?â Steve teases.
âNope.â
Steveâs face splits into a grin. âIâm done in an hour.â
âWanna get coffee with me? Thereâs a nice cafe a few blocks away.â
âIâd love to,â Steve says, âI put my number in the receipt, text me and Iâll tell you when Iâm on my way.â
Eddieâs eyebrows shoot up, he checks the receipt and chuckles. âCool,â he says, stomach fluttering as he walks away, almost knocking over another toy display because he canât stop glancing back at Steve.
But he makes it out without embarrassing himself and he has all his gifts and a date with a hot guy.
Maybe Christmas shopping isnât so bad after all.
#steddie#steddie fic#steddieholidaydrabbles#stranger things#stranger things fic#technically this is could also be consider a meet ugly poor eddie lmao#steve harrington#eddie munson#monse writes
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yandere dc: cam girl! reader
Ëđ˘Ö´Ö´ŕťđźthink about it though, a darling who does r18 stuff on the internet either because they're bored or they just want money.
Ëđ˘Ö´Ö´ŕťđźknowing how many perverts are on the internet, our witty girl uses that to her advantage! (especially knowing that she has a few stalkers that clearly doesnt need ALL of that money in her eyes...)
Ëđ˘Ö´Ö´ŕťđźone word about this falls from your nonchalant lips as you tell this to your friends, and their mouths are agape and so are the weirdly familiar people at the back who are deeply concerned dressed up so much for some reason! :D
Ëđ˘Ö´Ö´ŕťđźand of course it continues with you pulling out a box of newly bought 'equipment' with a brand new camera for that HD quality goodness, and you grin fiendishly as a result. your friends warn you and call you dumb as sh*t for doing what your about to do but that's okay in your eyes.
"relax girls <3"
"tf? how we supposed to relax if you're gonna be showing your ass off on the internet?--"
"but seriously (Name), we're worried. what if there's a creep out there and their really--'
"chill you two, that's too wild, i know how to handle myself >:3"
Ëđ˘Ö´Ö´ŕťđźthey DON'T... trust your judgement. but they'll keep an eye on you just in case since besties look out for each other forever <3
Ëđ˘Ö´Ö´ŕťđźa month has passed and woah... being an 'artist' of sorts is quite the hardwork. your 'viewers' are demanding, but so are those cash donations that keep flooding in your comments section. so you keep on spreading those thighs of yours to them, alright? <3
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'$100 from Jay_B1RD'
'$100 from DAM1_W'
'$100 from C.K3NT'
'$100 from W4llYW3sT'
'$100 from AR$3N4L'
'$10 from 1MPulS3'
'1MPulS3: sorry thats all i got-- đ'
'In3rt1@: you're pathetic, Allen.'
'$100 from In3rt1@'
'$100 from BlUB33Tl3'
'BlUB33Tl3: aint no way we got bart's evil twin donating money on a porn site before gta6-- đđ'
'$100 from DA_BEAST'
'DA_BEAST: stfu jaime your one to talk đ'
'$100 from DrizzyDrake'
'$1000 from GR4YS0N_68'
'GR4YS0N_68: Put on the bunny ears and smile for me sweetie <33'
you nod dazedly at the camera, and wore the floppy little bunny ears while finishing it off with a lopsided smile.
'$10000 from GR4YS0N_68'
'C.K3NT: enough about him ill give you 10000 dollars if you show me your tits đ'
you rub the tips of your index and thumb together.
'C.K3NT: correction, 100000 dollars <3'
you smile to that, and your lacy top accidentally drops as if on cue.
at this point your comment section is struck with ridiculous amounts of unending money donations, while perverse comments continue to rile up and try to out do the other in terms of lewdity and vulgarity.
you sighed, simply content and happy with the everyday good pay... but then you gasp.
'TM_G!nn!S has entered the chat.'
'$1000 from TM_G!nn!S'
'TM_G!nn!S: sorry baby, but this is all i have for now. ill give you your $100000 dollars tom, kay?'
you heart reacted his comment.
'TM_G!nn!S: and to everyone here whose names are Jason, Tim, Damian, and Dick, dad wants you off the website.'
'DrizzyDrake: ...you did not just snitch on us--'
'TM_G!nn!S: i think i just did :3'
'Jay_B1RD: đ'
'GR4YS0N_68: ...'
'DAM1_W: trip on a rock, mcginnis.'
'TM_G!nn!S: <3'
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(i couldnt help but add terry since hes also a batboy and we need more batmen in the chaosss đŠ)
(and also btw, should i also add klarion the witch boy? i think im liking him already after watching young justice đŤŁ..)
#yandere dc#yandere batman#yandere terry mcginnis#yandere dick grayson#yandere jason todd#yandere tim drake#yandere damian wayne#yandere wally west#yandere bart allen#yandere thaddeus thawne#yandere jaime reyes#yandere garfield logan#yandere young justice
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im sorry but what the fuck is happening on the dnp subreddit. be for fucking real random reddit mod if you think piracy is theft then you're just a fucking loser who will not see the light of heaven and you have to personally wire me 1000 american dollars just for being this big of a bootlicker.
#also the reddit cadence is strong here lol#im tagging this idc#dan and phil#dan howell#daniel howell#(look away now)#danisnotonfire#phan
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it took me exhaustingly long to find a reply that wasn't reefer madness in a fake mustache
guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
#I am a medical pot patient#I like having my pain at manageable levels#before you say edibles they metabolize differently#HOWEVER#harm reduction =/= harm negation#I am engaging in risk-aware harm reduction and like when people don't get on my case about that#but the key words there are risk aware and harm reduction#I don't have the luxury of making the best objective choice so I make the best choice available to me#harm reduction#also lol op is an antisemite so đ¤ˇ#oh whoops sorry I mean ~antizionist~#I will give them 1000 kajillion dollars if they can provide an accurate definition of zionism#but we all know they just mean 'Jews I don't like'
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